Crayola Lectern

Updated 5th August 2008

**Upcoming Lectonian Shenanigans**
See "News" for more gig dates.

**General Lectern Shenanigans**
Inadvertently doing his bit for Greenpeace, Lectern music used on this clip.
The current Stool Pigeon magazine has a great live review.
Crayola has been talking to the good people at Bluemood about recent stuff.

**Recent Lecternal Activity**
Lost Voices @ View Two Gallery, Liverpool (with W D Drake).
Crayola Lectern live at Scaledown, Foley Street, London W1 30/05/08 - Report here.
Friends Meeting House Shows: Full reports here.

Previous Crayola Lectern gigs have been at Swn Festival in Cardiff, Fitzherberts in Brighton and Scaledown in the glittering West End of London, all with Casiotonic accompaniment from Mr Jon Poole. A live session and interview were recorded on Resonance fm's Hello Goodbye show, hosted by Dexter Bentley. The rain it pissed down and Crayola's bank card didn't work that morning and Crayola failed to adequately tune his guitar.

Greetings - This site is here to act as a type of diary for Brighton's Crayola Lectern, a man cursed by that wicked mistress which is "music." The music of Crayola Lectern exists partially right here in digitalis, but mainly in the memory files inside his brain as well as his more newly purchased mp3 recorder. The acquisition of a Kemble Minx piano has rather turbo-charged the creative output in recent months too.

Utterly wretched, self-loathing, deluded and poor, Crayola, tired of being a loser, is hoping to attain prevoiusly unforeseen levels of spiritual happiness, not to mention popularity, acclaim and money, as well as a cosmic understanding of the Universe and ultimately, deification, simply as a result of making what he perceives as beautiful music.
More Crayola music downloads will be added in order to facilitate the above.

**Blogger!**

Check Crayola's blog (updated 9th June) here and for gig/band/life updates see News and Otherthings.

The picture on the right (of Crayola Lectern bashing a drum with the mightyAfrirampo) is linked through to the relevant blog and was taken by Emily Graham.

**MySpace!**

For friends in digitalis, go to www.myspace.com/crayolalectern

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